Title: Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems Length: 80 min Actors: Francis Soetens, Rodolphe Burger Director: Claude Schmitz Reelase date : Feb. 11, 2026 Genres: Comedy, Crime

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Synopsis:

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.